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FICTION: What Slaves Do When They Aren't Cleaning Toilets 
24th-Sep-2006 02:58 pm
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FICTION: What Slaves Do When They Aren't Cleaning Toilets. By Dusk Peterson. True Tales is proud to be the only Website in the world that offers its accessibility information for the disabled in the form of a leather porn story.

"Stop dragging your feet, boy, and stop whimpering. You knew you had this coming to you. What I want from you is quite simple. I want you to design a Website that's compatible with Section 508— Stop sobbing, damn it! A Website that's compatible with Section 508 and complies with W3C's Checkpoints for Web Content Accessibility Guidelines 1.0.

"Get off the floor, boy; you're dirtying my boots with your tears."

Comments 
29th-Sep-2006 07:18 am (UTC)
.....It was... S&M porn for computer geeks. o.o
29th-Sep-2006 08:07 am (UTC)

Heh. :) That was fun, although with regard to this:

I'm just joking. This isn't a data table.

I've got to say that if what you're displaying isn't tabular data, you really shouldn't use tables to begin with. ;)

29th-Sep-2006 08:33 am (UTC)
Actually, the story you just read used tables. :) If you know of a better way to center a block of text on a page, I'd love to hear it, because tables cause accessibility problems.

(A pause to look at your profile.)

cement_fetish? Oh my, just when I think my life is growing boring, I learn something new.
29th-Sep-2006 08:42 am (UTC)
*chuckles* Yeah, it's probably not the most common fetish out there, is it? ^_~

As for centering a block... I'd set both margin-left and margin-right to auto. According to http://www.w3.org/TR/CSS21/visudet.html, that should work, but I'm too lazy to actually try now. ^_~
29th-Sep-2006 09:12 am (UTC)
Thanks! I'll give that a try.
29th-Sep-2006 09:14 am (UTC)
OK. ^^ (BTW, the above comment was really tongue-in-cheek; I don't personally think there's anything wrong with using tables for layouts. But it's something you often hear from purists, and if you want to design your page for screen readers, text browsers like lynx and the like, tables are - from what I hear - something you should avoid unless they're really necessary. :))
29th-Sep-2006 10:11 am (UTC)
"if you want to design your page for screen readers, text browsers like lynx and the like, tables are - from what I hear - something you should avoid"

I'm partially sighted, so I can testify that you heard right concerning screen readers. :)
29th-Sep-2006 10:28 am (UTC)
OK... thanks for the info, I'll keep that in mind myself then. ^.^
29th-Sep-2006 12:32 pm (UTC)
Hahaha oh my goodness that gave me quite a laugh. i'm going to have to share the link to it with some friends who will love it.Thank you for sharing.
29th-Sep-2006 02:20 pm (UTC)
That was really funny. Good laugh for first thing in the morning.
29th-Sep-2006 08:16 pm (UTC)
XD The fact that I understood so much of that...

God, I feel geeky.

Hawt and amusing all at once. <3 LURVE.
1st-Oct-2006 08:12 pm (UTC)
LOL... poor slave. That's a little too much masochism for anyone, I think.
3rd-Oct-2006 11:56 pm (UTC)
I love it! Thank you :)
27th-Oct-2006 10:06 am (UTC)
rolly-man

Great piece. :D I sent a link to my husband the professional computer geek and I'm sure he'll get a kick out of it. Hehehe!

Angie
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